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Superpower: Human Shimmering Shanty Shack
The ability to launch a shimmering shanty shack at any time
You are pretty much a human firework launcher. You can launch any firework at anytime as long as it is a shimmering shanty shack of any size.
The good:
People like you at parties
You can catch things on fire
You can save money on the 4th of July
The bad:
You can potentially explode at anytime
You can catch things on fire
You are considered contraband in any state where fireworks are illegal
Tags:
fire, explode, shanty, shack, illegal
Possessed by: CongaKevin
  
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Created by Faust on July 21, 2008 at 12:27 a.m.
Superpower Statistics for Human Shimmering Shanty Shack:
Total scoreTimes preferredTimes rejectedTotal times comparedLast comparison
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7/28/2010 at 11:05 p.m.
Comments:
lightning! (anonymous) (10/15/2008 at 12:24 p.m.)
high profile milfs would be impressed by your shimmering shanty shack powers. on the other hand if you're arrested for contraband the evidence is overwhelming.
Rev.Khalil (anonymous) (10/15/2008 at 12:14 p.m.)
This is by far the best, most useful, and coolest ability anywhere. Who would not want to be able to shoot a shimmering shanty shack at any time? Not this guy.