Tired of people not listening to you? Is your voice lost in the sea of opinions and ramblings of your friends and acquaintences? Do people not take you seriously? A Mind Blower has all of these issues handled with ease. Everything you say will be seen as deeply profound and insightful. You will capture the attention of anyone and everyone within earshot, and they will be eager to listen to you. Even casually saying "let's blow this popsicle stand" will arouse deep fascination and interest.