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Superpower: Streamer Farts
The ability to fart streamers
Whenever flatulence occurs, colorful streamers are projected out of the anus. This power is always on, and wearing pants during farting will result in pants full of streamers. Streamers may or may not be accompanied by glitter and/or confetti.
The good:
Makes farting even more hilarious
Awesome party trick
Free streamers
The bad:
Can't be turned off
Could be embarassing
Streamers may smell bad
Tags:
Farts, Streamers, Indian Food
  
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Created by WouldYouRather on June 22, 2009 at 11:10 a.m.
Superpower Statistics for Streamer Farts:
Total scoreTimes preferredTimes rejectedTotal times comparedLast comparison
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7/29/2010 at 4:30 a.m.
Comments:
Hilkiah88  (7/12/2010 at 6:11 p.m.)
hopefully the streamers would take all the attention from the smell
WouldYouRather  (7/16/2009 at 2:16 p.m.)
How are people turning down Streamer Farts? It's like a life long dream!!!
667  (7/02/2009 at 12:04 a.m.)
Happy Birthday!
Vespert  (6/22/2009 at 2:34 p.m.)
O_o Er... Wow.