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Superpower: Mjollnir
The ability to carry the mighty hammer of a thunder god
Use Mjollnir to break mountains or crack some skulls. You have the ultimate weapon. No godling, alien, man or beast can withstand a blow from it. If you throw it Mjollnir will always hit its mark and always return to you. You can make enemies think you are weaponless by hiding it in your tighty whiteys. Then whip it out (the hammer) and beat the snot out of them. You are almost immortal while Mjollnir is yours.
The good:
Sword in the stone rule: only you can lift Mjollnir
Eventually control lightning, fly, teleport thru an astral realm and ride giant goats, yeah goats
You'll be 7 ft tall with long curly red hair, massive muscles, superstrength and a love of violence
The bad:
Dragons, cross-dressing murderous trickster half-brother/sister, frost-giants, and dark elves
You'll have to die a warrior's death or no burning boat funeral or Valhalla for you
Ragnarok will happen on Earth as long as you possess the hammer and you will not survive
Tags:
Ragnarok, Mjollnir, Norse, myth, hammer, thunder, thursday, valhalla, odin, loki, elves, hot Valkyries, Thor
  
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Created by Ghostdog_5 on Jan. 7, 2010 at 03:18 p.m.
Superpower Statistics for Mjollnir:
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3/10/2010 at 12:58 p.m.
Comments:
Zaleramancer  (1/26/2010 at 4:51 p.m.)
It changes all curse words to poop?
Scotch  (1/26/2010 at 4:40 p.m.)
Yeah...poopming. WTQ?
Master_Logan  (1/26/2010 at 3:17 p.m.)
o well you made conversation
no_name  (1/26/2010 at 11:46 a.m.)
what i meant was that there are better powers on this list. i wasnt saying this one sucks.
Master_Logan  (1/25/2010 at 6:23 p.m.)
its yours i already tried...and failed
justin  (1/25/2010 at 5:01 p.m.)
LOL Scotch, that IS great. Go curse word filter, go!
Shadowulf1  (1/25/2010 at 9:22 a.m.)
If you don't claim it I do...
Master_Logan  (1/24/2010 at 10:09 a.m.)
yeah.......no i dont
Master_Logan  (1/24/2010 at 9:29 a.m.)
who hasnt seen the Mask? Its my favortite movie! But still i claim the idea of a loki power!!!!!!!!
Scotch  (1/24/2010 at 2:02 a.m.)
Are you kidding me? That is the greatest!
Scotch  (1/24/2010 at 2:01 a.m.)
Alan poopming is the best. Another example: Has anyone ever read American Gods?
Ghostdog 5 (anonymous) (1/24/2010 at 12:24 a.m.)
A Loki character would be very hard to match. Has anyone seen the Mask?
Master_Logan  (1/23/2010 at 9:19 p.m.)
some should add a power for Loki
Zaleramancer  (1/23/2010 at 6:28 p.m.)
Lots of trickster gods shapeshift..
dragon  (1/23/2010 at 8:27 a.m.)
@ Master_logan Yes Loki is a god. He is the god of trickery and mischief
Master_Logan  (1/23/2010 at 8:16 a.m.)
Isn't Loki a guy? And the god of meischif?
Ghostdog_5  (1/23/2010 at 2:18 a.m.)
She already does.
Zaleramancer  (1/23/2010 at 2:16 a.m.)
So Loki will stalk you now? >.> <.< >.>
Ghostdog_5  (1/22/2010 at 11:53 p.m.)
No but I'm an fan of Authurian legend. It's closer to the Norse Myth than the comic book but its still not verbatim. You savvy?
667  (1/22/2010 at 6:16 p.m.)
Yep. Although I don't know if that's part of the original mythology. Is it?
Master_Logan  (1/22/2010 at 7:05 a.m.)
Yep hated by all. I mean really? Only you can pick up the hammer?
Ghostdog 5 (anonymous) (1/22/2010 at 12:42 a.m.)
Massive hammer, flight, lightning, weather control and you become a god. Yeah... I have no idea why people would like this power.
Master_Logan  (1/21/2010 at 8:38 p.m.)
The people want what the people want.
no_name  (1/21/2010 at 8:17 p.m.)
no offense but i just cant beleive this power the is most wanted