Superpower: Fart Factory
The ability to fart on command, anytime, anyplace.
With this power, you can fart anytime you wish. The gaseous mix is rapidly formed in your colon, and then dispersed into the air behind you. The magnitude of the blast depends on how much you strain, and how long you charge your colon with gas. All unused natural gas compiles itself into your appendix, which is actually a very small portal to another dimension, so there's no need to worry about it exploding. In fact, you could really put anything into you appendix, so long as it fits through.
The good:
Never fart if you don't want to
Fun with drunks!
Become the World Farting Champion (after you establish the contest and find sponsors)
The bad:
Basically useless for combat
People may not want to hang around you
May have an aneurysm when trying to release an apocalyptic blast
Created by MaxRavenstone on April 9, 2010 at 09:58 a.m.
Comments: Miguel Cardenas (anonymous) (7/09/2010 at 1:04 a.m.)
I suppose.
Are we old enough as a site to have injokes? Because that is AWESOME.
amen to that.
Oh don't worry, your criticism is warranted, as this power is pretty stupid. All I could say in its defense is that it is at least more useful than the dreaded CrackTart.
Miguel Cardenas (anonymous) (7/08/2010 at 8:41 p.m.)
I'm sorry. Please forgive me for my criticism but I absolutely hate this power. (also cracktart)
Note: Theoretically speaking, if you could concentrate and pull enough gas from the Fart Dimension (which has an effectively unlimited supply of gas), then you could actually become airborne by farting. This takes tremendous amounts of gas, however (about 500,000 liters), and is rather difficult to do. I didn't think of it when I made this, but yes, you could actually fly with this power.
Oh no.... :|..... I must be immune.
Erm.... Because.... Someone is sending out telepathic brain waves that are forcing all creative processes on earth to revert to expulsive bodily functions..
What is it with everyone and their farting abilities lately? I'm not judging anyone, I'm just wondering why they've suddenly starting appearing every day.
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