Vomit On Command

The ability to vomit on command.

With this ability, you can vomit on command. Projectile vomit, beer vomit, pizza vomit, any kind of vomit you would like. This includes an endless supply of vomit--the vomit will just keep flowing until you stop! And of course, just when you didn't think it would get any better, what's vomiting on command good for unless there's NO ESOPHAGEAL DAMAGE! As an added bonus, you will never vomit unless you want to. That's right. Having the flu just got better.
  • The good:
  • 1. Realizing you've just swallowed poison.
  • 2. Getting out of class easily.
  • 3. Impressing bulimics.
  • The bad:
  • 1. Cleaning up.
  • 2. You won't experience the joys of uncontrolled vomiting.

Created by 45074e298765dc52fa901f588e32880e justin on July 19, 2008


Nobody possesses this superpower yet.

Superpower Statistics

Total score: 17%

Times preferred: 230

Times rejected: 1146

Total comparisons: 1376

Last compared at: September 4, 2015 at 7:23 am

C87c1ecd70f41eae602c54fd3f7bcc05 WHD on 7/25/2010 at 12:42 pm

Maybe you can vomit on command, but that is just one aspect of this superpower, other include: endless supply of vomit, never vommiting when you don't want to and no esophageal damage.

YesPlease (anonymous) on 7/24/2010 at 8:58 pm

That is freaking awesome. I can do this and its listed as a superpower. It might also be a sign of becoming a Boomer from L4D if the zombie apocalypse came and I got infected.

Ed714b2ba6e7e6063bc4c2e66ee0bb3f Hilkiah88 on 7/12/2010 at 2:25 pm

Lmao. nasty but funny

SAYWHUT (anonymous) on 5/19/2010 at 6:16 pm

Wtf D:. I can actually do this in real life. This is a superpower? NOOOOOOOO.

2d6ca4888ca4ee10b3e7d8fc76f7299c Explody on 1/11/2010 at 10:45 am

This power is awesome

Angel (anonymous) on 9/24/2009 at 7:59 pm